Whiteout Beaker

Description

70% Indica / 30% Sativa – Exotic Indoor
Genetics: Cereal Milk X GMO
Flavor Profile: Creamy coconut, vanilla silk, garlic funk, and gassy sweetness
Aroma: Coconut cream haze, earthy garlic, diesel-rich depth

Whiteout Beaker is like sipping stardust from a tiki cup on a velvet cloud. This rich indica-dominant hybrid (70/30) blends the dessert-forward decadence of Cereal Milk with the savory swagger of GMO, creating a flavor experience that’s as tropical as it is strange — and strangely perfect.

On the inhale, it washes over your senses with creamy coconut and vanilla swirls. Then comes the twist — a garlicky, gassy funk that settles in like warm incense in a jungle temple. The effect? First, your mind lifts with a euphoric shimmer. Then, your body begins to dissolve — slowly, luxuriously — into a state of deep exhale.

Whether you’re melting into a movie or drifting toward the dream realm, Coco Nectar is your late-night lullaby in plant form.

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USE CASES:
• Evening Unwind: Puts the day to bed with grace.
• Deep Relaxation: Releases the tension hiding in your bones.
• Sleep Support: Gentle descent into REM with a tropical hug.

Best For: Cozy nights, warm baths, lucid daydreams, and soft landings.

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DISCLAIMER:
All Jerome Baker strains are Farm Bill–friendly and federally legal (under 0.3% Delta-9 THC), even if they feel like a coconut moonbeam to the soul.