Ruby Reclaimer

Description

75% Indica / 25% Sativa – Exotic Indoor
Genetics: Ruby Red X Glass Slipper
Flavor Profile: Berry bazooka blast, citrus lightning, earthy spell dust
Aroma: Like someone juiced a forest and lit it on fire with good intentions

Straight outta the cosmic kiln, Ruby Reclaimer is what happens when a mystical glassblower drops a Ruby Red nug into a molten Glass Slipper and lets the universe do the rest. This rare 5A exotic isn’t just flower — it’s a ritual. Heavy on the indica (75%, for the mathematically inclined), it hits like a velvet hammer dipped in berry syrup and citrus zest, then dusted with pine-soaked spice.

First, it kisses your brain with an euphoric wink. Then… gravity hits. Your body melts like a beaker on the torch — and suddenly that couch looks like a throne from another realm. Whether you’re escaping a long day or entering a sacred chill zone, Ruby Reclaimer is your passport to pleasure and peace.

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USE CASES:
• Mood Elevator: Turns “meh” into magic.
• Stress Assassin: Melts tension like a blowtorch to glass.
• Mind Massage: Calms the storm but keeps the signal.

Best For: Late nights, lazy galaxies, bathrobe missions, and floating across the void.

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DISCLAIMER:
All Jerome Baker strains stay federally legal and Farm Bill–friendly (under 0.3% Delta-9 THC), even if they feel like a ride on a neon dragon.